SHIT!!

LOOK AT THIS SHIRT!!!

I would wear 50 of these shirts if it was physically possible. Actually, I think it is, but I won’t get into that! Once I get mine, I will assuredly get a picture of me o-facing along with the o-face. A true comedic duo!

Man, if this shirt had wings, it’d kick icarus’s ass and fly to the sun, come back, and then O-FACE about how fucking awesome the sun is. SERIOUSLY.

Anyway, check this shirt out. HOLY SHIT.

You know what kicks ass? Country gravy.

Tonight wwe’re having chicken fried steak and I’m super excited. I can’t wait to slide that big hunk of meat into my mouth. YEAH. I WENT THERE.

The best part about chicken fried steak is the country gravy you smother it with. Not only that, but it always comes deserved with a side of the most godamn delicious food on the planet… MASHED POTATOES.

Man, who would’ve thought beating the shit out of a big earth turd would be tastey but godamn it’s so good I can barely not take a dump right now out of excitement. In fact, I’m on a netbook right now so I might as well do it, because I can!

Listen, the best thing about country gravy is biscuits and gravy, my favorite food EVER. You know why it’s awesome? It’s wholesome, fills you up, tastes fucking GREAT, and it LOOKS GOOD. Have you ever eaten a delicious food that looks like barf or something? Fuck that!!! Biscuits and gravy look AND taste like heaven in my mouth. Sorry St. Peter, you’re delicious (and attractive!!!!)

So, the next time you get something at a restaurant, pull that waiter (OR WAITRESS) right up to your face, clench your teeth, and tell that fucker “AND A CUP OF COUNTRY GRAVY.” Because if you don’t, then you wont get any country gravy probably.

AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT.

So Megacon is coming up in Orlando on Feb 27th-March 1st. The way things are looking, I might be hosting a panel and a booth with some others (KIND OF A SECRET RIGHT NOW I GUESS???) but I’ll let you know when things are official. Even if it doesn’t work out I’ll probably still be stopping in to play some games and snag some swag and see friends and stuff. Anybody else going?

I got the Castle Crashers figures from the NG store and they are SO godamn cool. I gotta say, well done. I want Tom to make another game just so I can buy the figures from it, haha. Also I heard on the grapevine which is delicious btw that some new shirts are hitting the NG store soon… and one of them is awesome themed. I’m wicked excited about this shirt, I’ll let you know when it gets released!!

uhm other than that HULLABALOOO

SIDE NOTE it is better to watch this video in high quality so go ahead and click on it so it takes you to the page and STUFF.

It doesn’t get more REAL than this, folks.

Hey everybody.

Yeah I’ve been not updating for a while sorry.. things have been getting crazy and I’ve been having a hard time but it’s cool.

I dunno if you’ve heard about the Street Fighter Collab at Newgrounds, but I’ve been working on 3 shorts for it, because Street Fighter and I go way back. So far they’re coming along just as I planned them. Hooray!

Lately I’ve been trying to focus on story writing since I feel like my characters have gone on neglected enough. I’ve been practicing script writing mostly, trying to work on making character driven presentation. So far I’m happy with the results but as I expected I still need a lot of work. Of the script I write it’d be nice to lay out an animation but it’s about 70 billion times harder than something like an awesome cartoon is, so it’d probably take months and months to complete fully. I was thinking of doing some short story movie stuff, but even then it’s a big task. Just have to bite the bullet in order to create.

I was thinking of learning a bit about comics and conjuring one up. The standards for art in comics has come pretty far these days so I’m sure I’d be disappointed with the results to a degree but if it’s a way to get stories down on paper then I’m game.

Tomamoto and I created a flash movie series a while back and we’ve been waiting to release… and I think it’s probably time to let it loose on the world. Hopefully you’ll see that in a short while. Some finishing work still needs to be done.. but not too awful much.

Also… I’m sure you’re curious about awesome cartoons. I have a few waiting to be made but right now, I dunno, I’m not feeling the awesome series. Maybe if I get in the mood to do something I’ll give it a go but I wanna do some new stuff right now. I’m sure I’ll come back to it sooner or later, it’s epitomizes my sense of humor pretty good and I can’t really shake it, haha, but right now I’m burned out. The future is full of opportunities and I must seize them!

THAT DOESN’T MEAN AWESOME CARTOONS ARE OVER or even that one won’t come out in a while, just saying right now it’s not on my mind. =)

I need to make a new character demo. I’m thinking of releasing a new demo and offering my voicework to people who want it, but I wanna make a new demo first. I miss voice acting a ton I’ve realized from the few and far between roles I’ve been in lately.

Hope everyone is GOOD.