Bionic Pornstar.
Thursday, April 30th, 2009First and foremost, a big Happy Birthday to Tom Fulp, the man behind Newgrounds! Today is his special day where we celebrate all the things he’s created including his soon-to-be-prodigy offspring. It’s called Pico Day and it’s going on RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK.
Also you should really check out Hal the Misinterpretive Pornstar made by the otherworldly Happy Harry who is responsible for the success of my house being built thanks to the ridiculous amount of bricks I’ve shit in response to his work. I plug it not only because it’s hysterical but because I voiced in it. :3 Hip hip hooray!
So I also want to talk about the new Bionic Commando game. If you recall I ragged pretty hard on Bionic Commando Rearmed, saying that it was a poorly designed unfun disaster. Capcom released recently a multiplayer demo for the latest 3D Bionic Commando and holy shit it’s so fun. I’ve been waiting for a game like this for a long time. It’s a super simple 3rd person shooter deathmatch game with the easiest controls ever. You shoot and go around and pick up super self explanatory guns and kill each other mercilessly. It runs super great, swinging around is wicked fun, and so many good choices were made visually. The players are all super bright distinct colors, the items are super bright, distinct, and huge. It’s pure fun, and it doesn’t try to be realistic or any bullshit like that. I suggest downloading this demo immediately and you may run into me playing it. Last I played I started winning every match and was kinda getting disappointed at the lack of competition but it was still new so that’s to be expected. I’m hoping competition gets SUPER GOOD and it becomes a really competitive game. It brings me back to the days of playing those huge cabinet 3D arcade games where you face off against players and just shoot the shit out of each other. Fun stuff.
I also noticed Virtual On Oratorio Tangram is available to download in the Xbox Live Arcade. I’m so tempted to buy it, since it was my favorite arcade game in my teenage years, but I’d love to see the joysticks. I heard a rumor they’re releasing 360 compatible joysticks for the game and I would so buy them if they came out. I can’t imagine many people are online playing VOOT, though. Did many people get into it? I know the PS2 one flopped big time.
Next awesome cartoon is almost complete. Made some tweaks I’m happy with, I hope you’ll be happy with them too. =) It’s funny, the awesome series started out as something I just kinda threw together for fun, but I’ve gotten so serious about it, that when I take a second and let loose on a recent one, it feels like I’d forgotten how to. But then letting loose turns out to make the movie a thousand times funnier and more memorable. Hahaha… oh Ego, when will you ever learn that making animations is just FUN TO DO. Stop stressing about it YO.
Anyway hope you see you all on Bionic Commando!







